Friday, October 31, 2008

I Guess I'm Just Les Genoux des Abeilles

Les genoux des abeilles = the bees knees.

Let me expand on that a little. So I was doing homework last night; I had opted to not go out dancing with some of my friends. Around 1:15AM (not bad for me) I decided to go to bed. The easiest way for me to illustrate this scene is in the form of a script...and So I present to you:

Cell Phone ARRGH :( aka What Happened Last Night
Time: 1:30 AM
Me: zzzzzzzz
Cell phone: RING RING RING BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ RING
Me: ...allo?
Cell phone: Bonjour Erica? C'est Florian ca va? (blah blah blah let's hang out on Saturday oh are you asleep my bad)
Me: Grunt.

Time: 2:00 AM
Me: zzzzzzzzzzz
Cell phone: BEEP BEEP BUZZ BUZZ
Me: &%&^% ??
Cell phone: Sean says: You're going to be yourself for Halloween?
Me: bah. :-|

Time: 4:00 AM
Me: zzzzzzzzzz
Cell phone: BEEP BEEP BUZZ BUZZ
Me: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?
Cell phone: Alex (non-roommate) says I am by your house!!
Me: ummm....zzz.

Time: 4:01 AM
Me: zzzzz
Cell phone: BEEP BEEP BUZZ BUZZ
Me: grooooan.
Cell phone: Alex (non-roommate) says come outside!!
Me: wait, is this a joke?! zzzzz

Time: 4:02 AM
Me: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cell phone: RING RING RING BUZZ BUZZ RING
Me: Whaaaaat :'(
Cell phone: Hiii it's Alex I'm close to your house and I was wondering if you wanted to come hang out!
Me: It's 4 in the morning, Alex...
Cell phone: I know but I'm walking home from dancing and I passed your house and I was going to leave at like two but then my friends were like "no stay stay!" and so I stayed and I was about to leave and this song came on and it went like "(singing) lalalaaaa lalalalalaaaa" and...oh you were sleeping weren't you"
Me: ....................
Cell phone: Okay then beaux reves belle fille!
Me: *sob*

I would have just turned my phone off, but it is also my alarm clock...so no luck.

Anyway, costume party tonight, yayayayayayayayay!!!

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